Arif’s Isle

This is the first I thought I had when imagined visiting a deserted island in the Turks.


Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ man,
the Skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,

with -Gilligan- *Arif*, -the Skipper- *Amit* too, the Millionaire
and his wife
*Samir and Rachael*, -the movie star- Arif’s girl #1, -the Professor- *who else other than Amit again*
and -Mary Ann- *Arif’s Girl #2*, here on -Gilligan’s- *Arif’s* Isle.

Bring on the fun!

Ticket are bought! We’re going to the Turks! I’m definitely excited after reading through some of the great things:

Source: “http://www.condohotelcenter.com/condo-hotels/non-us/caicos-fast-facts.htm”:http://www.condohotelcenter.com/condo-hotels/non-us/caicos-fast-facts.htm

*Where are the Turks and Caicos Islands?*
Turks and Caicos consists of about 40 islands of which eight are inhabited. They lie at the southeastern end of the Bahamas.

*How do I get to Turks and Caicos?*
It’s about an 80-minute flight from Miami, although you can fly here from a variety of U.S. cities. Turks and Caicos is serviced by American Airlines, USAir, Delta, Air Jamaica, British Airways and Bahamas Air. Various charters also fly from many U.S. cities to Turks and Caicos.

*What is the history of the Turks and Caicos Islands?*
The islands were part of the United Kingdom’s Jamaican colony until 1962, when they assumed the status of a separate crown colony upon Jamaica’s independence. The governor of The Bahamas oversaw affairs from 1965 to 1973. With Bahamian independence, the islands received a separate governor in 1973. Although independence was agreed upon for 1982, the policy was reversed and the islands remain a British overseas territory.

*What is the climate in the Turks and Caicos?*
The temperature averages 82 degrees and is relatively dry. Average annual rainfall is 40 inches so you can count on bright sunshine and blue skies year round. In the coolest winter months, the temperatures are usually in the mid 70s. At the height of summer, you can expect the low 90′s. Constant easterly breezes keep the air comfortable despite warm temperatures.

*What are the most popular activities in the Turks and Caicos?*
The Turks and Caicos Islands are a vacation paradise for golf, scuba diving, snorkeling, beach cruising, swimming, sailing, para-sailing, water-skiing and all sorts of water sports activities and excursions.

Here you can scuba dive spectacular walls and reefs and snorkel over coral heads teeming with tropical wonders. Or go fishing in the depths of the Atlantic Ocean for blue marlin, tuna, wahoo, grouper, snapper or experience some of the best bone fishing in the world.

Did you miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime?

When tickets to listen to Joshua Bell start at around $100, you have to wonder where were you when he started playing in the D.C. Metro. _The Washington Post_ ran an “experiment”:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html to see if anyone would stop to listen to the virtuoso play a piece by Bach. Watching people hustle by without barely a second glance, I wonder if I would have joined the only person to stop and enjoy the experience. While I have no idea what Joshua Bell looks like, his performance – through a YouTube video – soothed me into an almost paralyzed state.

If you were in D.C, did you happen to walk by?

Post Dinner Wrap Up

Needless to say, I survived the “Dinner Impossible”, but I did hit several hurdles and I did learn several new things.

The evening started at the grocery store with an organized grocery list. Of course, the first hurdle came with the first item on the list – puff pastry. The store was out of puff pastries, so I had to improvise on the spot. I had recently seen an episode on the Food Network that discussed phyllo dough, so I figured I would give the dough a shot. I continued through the rest of the list and headed on home.

Just as I entered my place, my old boss called me to discuss a previous customer of mine. The call was definitely unexpected and a time killer. As the clock rolled to 6:15 PM, I started. I threw the potatoes in the oven, cut the bread for the bruschetta, and began my salad. Since the evening was warm, I wanted the salad to be as cool and crisp as possible. Therefore, I cut, rinsed, and dried the spinach; mixed it with the strawberries; and threw the mix in the fridge to cool down.

The next hour consisted of making the spinach and mushroom filling, preparing the glazed carrots, and setting up the process for gnocchi. I finished with a couple minutes to spiff up the place before I started rolling the gnocchi[1].

As I rolled the dough, my first guests arrived. I threw the cut phyllo dough into a cupcake pan and placed the pan in the oven. As everyone exchanged pleasantries, the dough crisped up and I filled the phyllo bowls. I moved on to throw the bread in the oven to prepared the bruschetta.

All the time, I continued to roll the gnocchi. I tested a couple pieces in the water, but realized that in my zeal for lighter, fluffier pieces, the gnocchi lacked the correct amount of flour. I sifted another half cup of flour into the dough and quickly folded the flour in to the dough.

As the guests continued with the appetizers, the last guest called to let me know he was on his way up. Since he was late, his arrival would indicate the start of the entrees. I pulled the salad out of the fridge and mixed it with my homemade dressing. I sliced more strawberries to placed around the dish for decoration and let the group have at it.

All that was left now was to drop the gnocchi in the boiling water and sautee them. Once boiled, I added them to a pan with sage and my pesto sauce. Hands down the best aroma all week. I transfered the dish to my serving plate and put the glazed carrots on another to serve up the meal, with a nice glass of Pinot Noir.

Dessert consisted of ice cream, truffles, and port. Mona had brought the truffles and port back from her recent trip to Portugal, so needless to say the truffles was knee wobbling delicious. After help from everyone to clean up, we sat back to watch episodes of The Office.

Then I slept.


fn1. Potatoes that have been in an oven for an hour will be hot, so take caution when peeling the skin off. Suffice it to say, any nerves that remained on my fingers were subsequently gone.